- why is everything so great between you and your wife?
- because I married my best friend.
(c)

Dear Vodka!
We had a deal - you had to teach me how to dance sexy.
I saw the video. We have a lot to talk about.
(c)

Guys, unlike girls, can stay silent. And they can miss you so much that it hurts, but they would never call.
(c) Man on Woman

the future belongs to those who belive in their dreams
(c) Look pretty, play dirty


You know, I made my choice. I've chosen an LV bag, Gucci shoes and anyone, but you by my side.
(c) Look pretty, Play Dirty


Amazing logic do women have! He's not anwsering - he's with the chicks! He's offline - he's wiith the chicks! He's online - he's chatting to the chicks!
(c) Man on Woman